My name is Kyle. Sometimes I make comics.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Darth Bro

I apologize for not writing too much on my most recent posts.  I've been busy doing stuff and my sleep schedule is a bit wonky at the moment.  I went to sleep at 10:30 pm last night, woke up at 1:00 am, fell back asleep at 5:00 am, woke up at 9:30 am, fell back asleep shortly after, and finally got up at 12:00 pm.  Gah, I'm tired.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Helmets


I got nothin'.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Pickup Lines


Bad Joke + Girl = Get a Date?  I don't think so.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Rapunzels

I am sorry to say that I am going to be gone the rest of the week, so I have come up with something to console my upcoming absence...  PUN PUZZLES!  PUN-ZLES!  RAPUNZELS!  One for each day that I'll be gone.


Answer #1: Shooting Star

* * *

Answer #2: Heart Attack 

* * *


Answer #3: Horseradish

* * *


Answer #4: Hangnail 

* * *

And that's it!  Not much of a gift but oh well.  At least it's something.  If you hadn't already figured, you highlight the space after the answer for the answer (if you don't know what I mean, just press ctrl+a).

See you next week!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

50 Posts


CELEBRATORY CHICKEN THING

2 months ago (to this day actually) I started this blog.  Where has it gotten me?  Nowhere.  Despite the fact that I'm more than likely wasting my time for an audience of little to one person,  I plan on continuing this project.  Why?  Because I can.

Also, needing a new url for this blog.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Clocks

Sadly, this has actually happened to me: a younger person who asks me what time it is because they can't read a clock with hands.

"No, Billy, analog clocks are for humans.  We are the future.  011100100110111101100010011011110111010001110011001000000110001101100001011011100010000001110011011100000110010101100001011010110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110"

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Parent Holidays

Mothers are so silly!  Wait... it's Father's Day?

Did you know that there is a National Grandparents Day?  There is!  It is celebrated in the UK on the first Sunday after Labor Day.  Along with Father's Day and Mothers Day, Grandparents Day seems a bit... redundant seeing how grandparents are in fact mothers or fathers.  "Three days a year I get celebrated?  Lucky me! Hoora- Oh dear my dentures fell out."  According to the official National Grandparents Day website, the holiday's main reason "was to champion the cause of lonely elderly in nursing homes."  If this is the reason, why don't they just call the holiday, "Go pay a visit to your friendly neighborhood nursing home that you normally wouldn't go to because it smells weird" Day?  A holiday like that would need to be on this list.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Brace Face


As a younger person, I had braces.  I remember the first night of having them on my teeth hurt so bad that I couldn't eat solid food.  In fact, I had that night's meal put into a blender so that I could drink it.  Spaghetti and salad slurry.  Yum.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Arm Wrestling


I've never really been one for arm wrestling, however that might be because I'm not very good at it.  The act of showing off one's superior arm doesn't seem like the type of thing that someone should brag about.  Having stronger arms doesn't make you cool, it just shows that you have strong arms.

"My arms are so strong I can lift things!!!  ARGH!"

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

That's What She Said


From my experience with this joke, it's not funny.  It might have been at one point, but it has been so overused that it has become more of a nuisance.  Every once and a while, you'll have the occasional idiot who uses it on things that don't even make sense (see above).  Idiots, you know who you are...

In other news (as you might have guessed), I've decided to write something along with the comics that I post whether related to the comic or not.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Acne Issues

Currently questioning whether or not to write something along with posts...

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Friday, June 4, 2010

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Tuesday, June 1, 2010